Sunday, May 12, 2013

I don't know Shit.

Ok on the previous post, in the comment section, people started listing some famous movie producers, or actors, or shows themselves, or shit. I can say it now, I am not familiar with any modern stuff, and I am too busy to look it up.

I was locked away from the world since I was six years old, so I didn't really get to go to school. You see in that age, I had killed my mommy and daddy, why? Because already at that age, I understood that it was all about destruction, my mom and dad were really good parents, and I loved them, loved them in my own special way. And then I got locked up in an asylum for kids, once I grew up they moved me to the asylum for adults, all my years I spent locked away from the real world.

Until I escaped and went on a killing spree throughout the country, during that time I didn't have internet access, so I couldn't find out anything. So yeah, twas why I know nothing of these Michael Bay's, Nicholas Cage's and so on...

Seeing as I started out with my past, let me at least finish it, I ended up meeting Slendy in a very coincidental fashion, I killed a girl, with a laptop in her hand and a backpack, she seemed like she was in a hurry, so I took my chance and killed her. Then I saw Slendy standing right in front of me, it didn't really shock me, in fact I thought it was my twisted mind playing tricks on me, which meant that in reality, there is someone standing there and watching, so I lunged at Slendy with my knife. He of course wrapped his tentacles around both of my hands and my feet, holding me up in the air, sending one tentacle trough my mouth, I started choking, I could feel it moving inside of me, felt like mouth rape.

The only logical thing I could do at that time, was try and bite tentacle off, which I did, not from the first try, but I did it. Twas why my teeth are so fucked up today, Slendy tilted his head, as if intrigued and dropped me to the ground. I wanted to throw up, but I couldn't, I was coughing like crazy, once I stopped and looked up, he disappeared. I didn't understand what happened, but I had to get out, anyone could find me near a dead body.

During the couple of days, of me sitting in my hideout, doing nothing because of the pain, I started to notice that my body is slowly going numb, that it is stopping to feel things, it got so bad, that I couldn't get up from the chair anymore. But it didn't stop there, tentacles started to get out of every inch of my body, of all sizes, about six tentacles tore through the flesh in my back, small tentacles sticking out from under my fingernails, two long tentacles sticking out of the palm of my hands. Tentacles were starting to stick out of every inch of my body, in fact one of them stuck right out of my eye, tis why I don't have an eye and why I'm wearing bandages, because all this ripping out of my flesh, left burn marks like no other.

After that, I could feel someone talking to me, they weren't neceseraly talking to me, but I could understand, it was the azoth that was inside of me, it was alive and it talked to me, it felt my desire for destruction, it wanted the same thing, it explained to me who Slenderman was and what he was doing, it told me how to cope with the numb body, how to get up and still be able to walk, and I did. It proposed to serve it, I agreed, only because I could cause destruction and not be disturbed, I couldn't care less for the game. At first Azoth was against that logic, but through time, she managed to see things in what they really are, in fact she loved it so much, that I fell in love with her, my dear, darling Fortissimo.

Then I bandaged my body covering the burn marks, and set out to do what I do today. And along that path, came along Incognito, a person, with who I will some day have a final showdown, which will leave a lot of destruction, I don't care who dies, or lives, Destruction is the only thing that matters.

And once me and Incognito end up in a fight, it will be caused.

So yeah that is why I don't know shit about things.

11 comments:

  1. Intruiging. I was going to ask you about your past, actually. To get some insight on this "descent into darkness" you think I'm having. Who knows, maybe you're right.

    It goes without saying that you are fucking fucked the fuck up in your fucking head, not that you fucking needed a fucking reminder you fucking fucked-up fucked-down fucked-sideways fucking frickedy fuck.

    Also, you killed a girl with a laptop and a backpack who seemed like she was in a hurry? ...If you'll excuse me, I have to go find a shoulder bag.

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    1. Yeah, she was apparently being stalked by Slendy, when I jumped in and needed his little mind games with her.

      .....Woops.

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    2. *Ended, not "Needed" fucking word confusion.

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    3. Crap. Genuine question: How can I as a runner avoid looking an appealing target to psychopaths on murdering sprees?

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  2. Does that count as giving slendy a blowjob? o.O

    ~Shine

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    1. Maybe, I dunno.

      Hey at least it's the kind of blowjob that gives you a suit that can morph.

      Not someone's jizz all over your face.

      Great, now I'm turned on.

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    2. Maybe it's... oral bagpiping?

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  3. Now I'm glad I didn't lose my teeth. And spat him out right away.

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    1. Awww, but you would have gained so much! Surely a small price of a couple of teeth getting cracked is not that much, for a creature similar to my dear, darling Fortissimo.

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    2. While a living pet azoth creature is pretty cool, the way of getting it is a bit less to my liking. What if I lost my other eye?

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  4. So you don't know modern film? I recommend Full Metal Jacket (directed by Stanley Kubrick (fucking legend)). Seems like your kind of deal. Vietnam, complete with murder to the tune of the 'Mickey Mouse March'. Fuck it, just watch all of Kubrick's stuff. It's all good.

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