Sunday, May 5, 2013

Art.

No patient analysis today, I'm on vacation, reason? Happy Easter Motherfuckers, hope you all get fucked by a big ass rabbit.

Because of such a day, I would like to explain what I found out form that decapitated fucktard. You see, back when before I served my Master, before I met Slendy, before I met my dear Fortissimo, before I wasn't bandaged, I was an escaped asylum patient. Not so much as escaped, more like murdered most of the Asylums staff and walked off. Anyways, when I was semi-human, I would walk around the town and kill random people, not as much as I do it today, since the police would arrest me, or shoot me down with no problem, so I had to be careful, so I took my victims one by one, once a month. But you see, in between all that killing, I used to visit a local arts gallery, I appreciate art. It's complexity and so on...

One day, I come into the same mentioned arts gallery, and I find this big picture on the wall, it was labeled the best picture in the gallery, you see it was the sort of gallery for independent (Small time) artists, and every week a picture would be selected to be enlarged and hanged on a big wall, as the best picture of the week. So I see the big picture, I see the artists standing near it and I see a crowd of people lining up to congratulate her, I was not one of those people. It was a disgusting piece of work, it carried no story, no meaning, it was meaningless, just a picture with beautiful colors and so on. In my opinion a true artistic drawing must convey a story, a meaning, there was none behind that one. So I walk up to her, and tell her that the picture is atrocious, I expected to get kicked out, but no, she showed intrigue in my remark and asked me why. That is when I understood, I love when people ask questions, so I explained to her that it conveyed no meaning, a picture of a boy with a ball walking down a friendly looking neighborhood, I asked her if there was any meaning behind the picture. She tried to mumble something out, but failed to provide a proper explanation, she drew that picture, without any meaning behind it, a simple, boring, drawing. After that, I left.

Next week, when I came back, I saw a new picture being selected as the best one, but I wasn't intrigued by it, I was intrigued by the same artists I talked with before, this time she drew something beautiful, but other people didn't see it that way, they were loudly expressing their disgust for it, I didn't care, but her, the artist, she was in tears, hiding away at the gallery's cafeteria. I walked up to her and expressed my amazement for the picture, a picture of an empty city, with two men pointing guns at each other across the street. The message was clear to me, and it was a very smart message, and my words of gratitude, to her, in that moment when everyone were insulting her, they meant everything.

After that, I didn't see her for several weeks, at the same time the news of a serial killer started breaking out in the town and it wasn't me, to my amazement. Guess who it was, it was her, Diana, it was her, the artist, she was murdering those people, you know why? She was using their blood to draw her drawings, I was amazed, in fact, I think I fell in love. So I found her, her apartment was messed up, the walls were covered up with these bloodied up pictures, they were amazing, when I walk into the main room, I see here standing with a gun in her mouth, she was about to kill herself, when she saw me, she stopped. I helped her out, I took a near by easel with paper attached to it, and put it behind her. Walked up to her and only then told her to pull the trigger. When I was walking away from the apartment, I heard a gunshot and assumed she did it, I wanted to come back and see what ended up on the piece of paper, ut figured, it would be more interesting to leave it to my imagination.

Now I realize, the gun shot, was wasted. She didn't do it, in fact she formed hatred towards me, for ruining her life, I don't know if she is a proxy or not, but she organized this merry group of douche bags and now they are after me. This is interesting.

I must thank you Diana, you were the first person to ever express interest in my opinion, at that moment when we first talked, I found something out about myself, I enjoy answering questions, thank you. So let me return the favor, and finish your last art project, soon Diana, soon.



Also apparently, this, Snowblind was after me, don't know if he still is, well, if you are reading this and chances that you probably are, then I pity you, I mean your servant got taking out by a little girl, what makes you think, you actually stand a chance against me, but if you have a death wish, then...

Bring it on Snow Man.

28 comments:

  1. Wait, she wanted to kill you because you liked her art? I iz confuzed how did you "ruin"her life? Tch artists.

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    1. I'm as lost as you are.

      I think, it's something about me, forcing her to see things in a different way, which ultimately led to her drawing that amazing picture that I adored, but others didn't, which in result ruined her career as an artist.

      Which then in result made her to become a crazy serial killer and then drove her to suicide.

      But twas just an assumption, I don't know why she hates me, the proxy said the bitch wants revenge, I dunno for what.

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    2. Well now that I know you're an art lover I must ask if you spend your free time Deviantart? Even better do you have a profile? I'd love to see your favorites section.

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    3. The fuck's a Deviantart?

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    4. Well he did turn her into a serial killer. Some people might not enjoy that as much as Kelevra and others do.

      My guess is that she blames him for all the lives she took. Which is kinda stupid, she did it herself. But anyone trying to kill this psychotic douchebag has my support.

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    5. https://www.deviantart.com/

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    6. Hmmm interesting web-site...

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    7. I love that damn website.

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    8. Whatever you do, DO NOT look me up on that website.

      -Rose

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  2. Do you make a habit of indirectly ushering young girls to kill people? I wonder what she'll make of what you said to me, if anything.

    Anyway, how do you know she wasn't always like that? I say this because blood is very very difficult to paint with, hence why most artists prefer not to. Takes a long time, you have to do loads of diluting and layering and leaving it to dry to get any depth.

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    1. I know, because she didn't kill before I met her, I lived in that town for about half a year, and the only killings that had been done at that time, were done by me, it's a really smart town, so murder was uncommon there.

      When I heard I had competition, I had no idea who it was, but when I found out...

      Anyways, it was obvious that she wasn't killing before I met her, and now she blames me for clouding her judgment. Which is stupid, since I didn't cloud anything, I simply told her my opinion.

      But oh well, she wants to kill me, I don't mind.

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    2. *small town

      Sometimes I confuse words as I type.

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    3. I know you didn't cloud her judgment. Why are the other proxies choosing to help her out? For Master Slendy ass licking?

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    4. That's what one of these group members told me, they hate that I disrespect our dear lord and master, so much, that I disobey. Twas why they want to remove me, yet Slendy himself didn't give the order to do this, so right now, he isn't pissed with me, well, maybe he is, but he isn't getting rid of me right now, but someday he will.

      I don't know if she is a proxy, or not, The Proxy at the bar didn't mention anything about her being a proxy. Though, otherwise why would these clowns follow her?

      As I said, this is getting interesting.

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    5. I'm going to be honest with you here. It's because you are such an objectively horrible person, all the other horrible people want to kill you because you're such an asshole. The slenderman is, as always, a handy excuse for people to do whatever the fuck they want.

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    6. Daww shucks, you make me blush.

      You could say that Master is an excuse to kill, not for me, for me Slendy is not an excuse, he is simply making it possible for me to kill, without getting in deep with police. My excuse, is completely different.

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    7. "Objectively horrible"?

      And Kelevra, you have an excuse? You're off your fucking rocker and into the sea, I didn't think you felt the need for one.

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    8. Not much of an excuse, more like a reason. I said excuse, only because craft was referring to them as excuses. What I meant I really meant was, that I have an actual reason for what I do.

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    9. Begins with D, ends in -estruction?

      By the way, where are you focusing your destructive tendencies today because I want to avoid them.

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    10. Don't worry, not near you, still in England though.

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  3. Is it a bad thing that I like the sound of that city painting? It sounds evocative.

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    1. Not at all, that picture expressed the problems of humanity very clearly.

      Every person is special, but now there is two of them, and one of them is a piece of shit, in their opinion.

      The picture resembled hate for each other, twas why the city was empty, because all of the humanity was put into these two bodies, that were pointing guns at each other.

      Twas my interpretation of the picture, what did it make you think of?

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    2. It made me think of the climax to a long and difficult battle which had ravaged everything the two had ever cared for, except and because of, their rivalry, emphaiszed by the emptiness of the city. Only one would be walking away, to sit in ashes.

      Who knows why these two would fight so hard and bitter? Were they always like that? To me, the picture says 'was it worth it?'

      *cough* So yeah, those were my thoughts. Same thing, different perspectives.

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    3. Twas the thing that is most amazing about art! Different perspectives, I like your take on the picture a lot, in fact it perfectly describes my and Incognito's relationship, maybe that is the reason why I cherished that drawing for such a long time? Because, secretly, I wanted someone who would be able to match me.

      Art, isn't it wonderful?

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    4. When, as you say, it has a story to it. :) When it makes people talk about it. The merely aesthetically pleasing stuff isn't *bad*, but it does get a little boring after a while.

      I'm still not sure how Diana went from that to 'must paint everything with human blood'. Do you just cause sanity erosure by your very presence?

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    5. Could be, I don't know. You know how most pathetic humans look for someone to blame for all their problems? Twas what I think had happened to her, at one point she started killing, got tired of it, sat down, thought about things, went back to see where she went wrong, remembers me walking into that art gallery, a person who never showed his face there.

      Bingo, we have a person to blame.

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    6. Makes sense. You seem an eminently hateable person.

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