Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Patient #6 - Spider.

Aaaahh England, fresh air, top hats, monocles and all that other fun, classy shit! To be more precise, I'm in Heswall, one fuck of a dump I tell ya. Apparently these proxies are hiding out in some abandoned shore boats, I give them credit for originality, finally not an abandoned Warehouse, or Asylum, or a Church. There are several of these boats scattered throughout the shore, each boat is inhabited by a member, because these boats are too small to keep several people in them. Unless the group is really fucking small! I made sure to leave them a present, hung the kid that tried to blow me up on one of the boats. Ripped his face off too, stuck it to his chest with a stapler, ripped one of his but cheeks off and stuck it instead of his face. A sort of Master parody, if I do say so myself.

Waiting for their move.

In the mean time, let us open up our cells and analyze!

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Patient #6:

Name:???

Username: Strider.

Nickname: Spider (See what I did thar?).

Analysis: Started out as a proxy, moved up the ranks and became a strider, in result gained a lot of knowledge and ability to summon The Path. Turned against Master, been helping out other people that Master was targeting. Presumably started helping people, because of sense of guilt, to this very day loves and respects Slendy, but own sense of guilt is stronger. Recently has grown close towards his companions, developed a weakness because of that. Not to mention the constant self doubt, if he is doing the right thing. Ending factor in his decisions, is the fact that he knows where he will end up, he knows where he stands and knows where he will end up.

Weaknesses: Has grown close to his companions,one in particular is named Aveline. Constant self doubt (Although slowly fading, reason behind is the connection with Aveline).

Strength: Has "Special" Abilities, Excessive knowledge of The Path, relationship with Aveline (It can be counted as a strength since it eliminates other weakness), knows where he stands, knows where he will end up, experienced.

Survival Chances: Real High.

Diagnosis: Has to stop with self doubt, he is one of the few people I have respect for, not only does he know where he stands, he also knows his priorities and where they will bring him. In fact, in a sense, he and I carry the same goal, not completely "The Same", but in a sense.

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And that's it for today.

59 comments:

  1. Heswall?

    FUCK.

    THANK YOU FOR TAKING OUT PROXIES THAT WERE JUST A 20 MINUTE DRIVE AWAY....

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    1. Didn't take them out yet, they are still very well alive, I'm just waiting for their answer, to my little "present".

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    2. I still dislike the idea of you being in Heswall. It's a shithole, but it's a shithole that's very close to where I am.

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    3. Oh don't worry, I promise to bring lots'a skittles!

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    4. In that case can I come along too? Pleeze.

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    5. Shhhh. HE doesn't need to know that.

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    6. Oops, I already posted the link. ;)

      Who knows, he might admire your cruelty.

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  2. Heswall? You poor sod! I mean, trying to kill you is one thing, but making you follow them to Heswall is a fucking disgrace!!
    For your performance on this one, I give you a 3/5. While the mutilation was an interesting touch, the reattachment job was rather shoddy. using a needle and thread would be more effective, and less likely to leave ugly flapping sections. Also, the stapling of the face to the chest and butt cheek to the face would leave an unsightly gap. While Chaos is your sphere of influence, I'd say the psychological effects of a more meticulous job on his fellows would engender more shock and awe than this rather slipshod surgery.

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    1. Talk about a puppy in Rottweiler's collar... Kelevra has been at this longer than you, Craft.

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    2. Aww my dear Craft, the key was not intimidation, the key was provocation. Ya see these jumbos are after me because I disrespect our Master, so making a pathetic imitation of him, not to mention making the imitation out one of their friendos should provoke them enough.

      I want them to make the first move, I'm just waiting now.

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    3. Maybe, but I'm willing to bet I'm more practiced at psychological warfare. After all, I've nearly driven Phil off the deep end with a few comments and knowing everything about him. I give him a week. If that. And you know, feedback is helpful. For example, my feedback to you is that you're rather irritating, and give out far too much information. You know how many towns with abandoned houses there are at about 20 minutes from Heswall? I know. The only reason I'm not going to do you myself is because I have a feeling Snowy has something far better in store for you.

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    4. And I missed the reference to slenderman. What can I say, I don't tend to think of him now that I'm working freelance. So I guess Alexandria was partly right. You are far better at this than I can imagine. Teach me, you artist!

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    5. Simple Junior, Destruction! Cause all sorts of it, mental, physical, collateral! As long as you cause it, the ideas come on their own.

      That is one step to success.

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    6. Kelevra, it's almost like you WANT that boy to die...

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    7. And the best form of destruction is that visited on yourself. So slash your wrists, listen to 'my chemical romance', and just fucking die. Because otherwise I'll do worse. You can be sure you won't be back for a third helping.

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    8. Well I'm still alive, that's how I started out since I was 10 years old. I'm still alive.

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    9. Really? And now old are you now Kelevra?

      I mean you call me a kid, but you call Incognito old, so I don't even know what kind of perfect age you think you are.

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    10. Somewhere about 27, or 28, maybe 26, I can't really remember. Let's go with 27.

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    11. Kelevtov, quick tip. Not everything is about you. Specifically, I'm coming for that Crafty bugger. Not you. I'm pissed, not suicidal, and even if I was you're Incognito's. I don't Kill-steal.

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    12. Hmm, so you are roughly ten years my senior.

      Well, I feel I am at a disadvantage in that regard. At least if you were old I'd be able to run faster.

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    13. @pHIL: I never was an Egoist, nothing is about me! But Everything is about Destruction!

      @Sanna: The Path, remember? Wouldn't matter how old I would be.

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    14. I guess we'll just have to rely on your stupidity then. Still got decent chances.

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    15. What is stupid in reality? I'll tell ya.

      Stupid - is a person who thinks differently from the norm.

      So in a sense, stupid people, are smart people, can't rely on my strength there buddy.

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  3. Strider is most definitely going to survive. I will die for him, if that's what it takes.

    -Rose

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    1. Well ain't that cute, one might say, that you have a certain "Thing" for Spider.

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    2. I have never loved anything like that before. I never shall. It just leads to heartache and death.

      Nope. He's just my friend, and he also stands a chance of taking down one or two of the other Fears.

      That is why I will protect him.

      Then again, I'm not sure you know anything about loyalty.

      -Rose

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    3. Whats there to know? Eventually it leads to the same thing everything else does, Destruction.

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    4. Well, the world has to end at some point. Better late than never.

      And loyalty does NOT equal "blind faith". If he returns to the dark side and trusts in the cake...

      I'll do my best to get him back. If I can't...well, I always have my sword.

      -Rose

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    5. You really think you can do anything against Spider's caliber with a metal toothpick?

      Poppycock!

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    6. Leave George Darling out of this! I will NOT let you corrupt Never Land!

      And I'M not going to be fighting alone. I'm going to gain some allies first. Perhaps I'll track down the Hope of Balance or something...

      -Rose

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    7. You named that rusty thing George? Naming a weapon after yourself is quite pretentious don't you think?

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    8. Why a sword? Not judging; I'm all for the classics, just doesn't fare as well in this day and age. They're delicate, hard to transport, hard to conceal, and short range.

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    9. You idiot. I was referring to the Peter Pan movie. George Darling said "Poppycock", if you recall.

      -Rose

      (And I've named my sword...ARDGHAL. It means "high valor in Irish.)

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    10. Also, axes are just better, assuming the need to break bones. I mean, with a sword you've got far more maintenance to keep an edge, whereas an axe, if it's blunt, is still capable of breaking a bone. More versatile, when it comes to breaking things, and damn near ubiquitous, so you're marginally harder to identify. Not that swords aren't good for their own reasons (hard to think of a classier weapon, for one thing, and you can't step in too close for a swing as easily) but given the level of choice that included a sword, I'd get an axe, or a falcion.

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    11. Jesus Christ I'm opinionated for someone with no idea how to fight with a sword beyond the basics.

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    12. I picked up this sword in the Astral Plane. It's connected to my soul, and I don't know HOW to fight with anything else.

      So I'm sticking to Ardghal like glue.

      -Rose

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    13. Don't you mean like white on rice?

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    14. Rice is bleached or something, though, isn't it?

      Unless that was your POINT, bwahaha.

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    15. Nope. Like glue. Glue is sticky, but not all rice is white.

      What if it were BROWN rice? You can't turn brown rice into white rice.

      -Rose

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    16. Point. Sword.

      Swords have points.

      If it were guns, I would AIM for a better pun than that. Would give it my best SHOT.

      I'll go and sit in my corner and cry.

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    17. I think that would be best. Those were PUNishing


      ...sorry

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    18. Don't do that! It's Shirley's fault for not understanding the joke.

      Seriously, how dimwitted can he BE?

      -Rose

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    19. You're SHARP today, pHIL. Maybe we should CUT it out with these puns.

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    20. Alright, you have my sWORD that I'll AXE the puns.

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    21. Yup, burying the HATCHET.

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    22. Well played. Well played. You win this pun-off, after a PUNderous series of jokes. Your wit's are a CUT above mine, and now I think this matter should be BLADE to rest.

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    23. If you were here, I'd be staring DAGGERS at you.

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    24. Uhh, don't NEEDLE me? I think I've run out of puns, so I think I'll call it a KNIGHT.

      those were both terrible. sorry about that, puns like that are why I have to BOW out, and stop with the verbal FENCING.

      ...Jesus Christ I hate myself

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    25. Well, someone's got an AXE to grind. Understandable after being BOMBARDed with puns.

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    26. ...I don't like the CUT of your jib, and that last pun just CAPITALised on that. We may have a FALLOUT if this continues,and then my GrAMMA will be terrible, and my puns quite literally just word salad. I'm serious.

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    27. Radiation puns now?

      Yes, you will surely hate this arRAY of puns as much as the last. You've made that perfectly NUCLEAR. I don't want a fallout; you seem like a nice GEIGER talk to. I mean, what a WASTE. But if I continue you may get ULTRAVIOLEnT.

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    28. You see, now I have to unleash my RADical row of puns to make you WAVE goodbye to your hopes of winning. Your puns make me MAD and that's bad because I'm GAMMA release a worldwide PUNominon that will shirley demonstrate my PUNtiful NUCLEAR POWERs of wordplay.

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    29. You can't see this, but I'm sitting here, reading this and just shaking my head.

      I'm surprised you two have kept this going this long.

      And would you look at that? Not a single pun in this entire comment.

      -Rose

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    30. This conversation made me laugh more than it should have..

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    31. OK Phil, I apologIONISE. We BETA stop it now. ISOTOPES we should take these puns and CURIUM outside.

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    32. Its Became a "Seeker" but whatever I like it fair, I respect this highly.

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