dear god, it's me, kelevra.
we never spoke much before, so maybe it's a little awkward for me to be calling you up now, but this seems to me like a special occasion.
today is the greatest day of my life. me and incogny already went through a whole skyscraper, i managed to outrun him in order to talk to you, gotta make it quick, he's catching up.
if you played any part in things unfolding the way they have, god, well i do most sincerely thank you.
and i only ask for one little favor - this awful bloodshed that's about to happen here, this horrible reckoning of brutality and vengeance and the most depraved sort of shenanigans imaginable, PLEASE, just make it last.