Laughter in the Morning

Now that my poor human vessel has been healed up a bit, I can finally put all of what happened in the past few days on a post, without the body having a spazz attack on the keyboard.

As you can remember, last time me and Luke had a dance, my darling threw him out the window and he poisoned me with some sort of gas, but none of that mattered at the time, what did matter is that I got the information on where Dimir was hiding, finally.

The fucker was hiding in Vladivostok, which took me and my darling nearly a month worth of travel, not because it's THAT far away from Russia, but because we had Dimir's fanatics tailing us and with my body still recovering from the long lasting effects of Star's gas, I was in no shape to fight, so we were forced to play a game of cat and mouse throughout the country.

Once my darling pumped the gas out of my system just enough, we disposed of all the idiots following us and I prepped myself up to go and pay Dimir a final visit, however, this time I knew that our friend Starman would be there, no way he would leave after being flung out the window and there was no way I was falling for the same trick again. So what I did, is share my control of the human body with my darling, she wrapped around the face, covering pretty much every area that air may enter through and was basically acting as a filter for the air, I did ask her to leave my eye uncovered, since I wanted to see Star's face when we cause him pain.

So we traveled to this shady neighborhood in Vladivostok, a shit-hole by all accounts, dilapidated buildings left and right, homeless people, obvious thugs, it was nasty, only a hand full of decent looking buildings, one of which was a small office building, which is where he was hiding. When I walked through the front door, I was met with little to no resistance, only a few idiots jumped out at me, which were easily dispatched. This place was far more crowded before I caught a whiff of Dimir's scent, that much is obvious, so either the majority of them bailed, or Dimir sent them away, but it didn't matter, what did matter is that he was still there.

I would finally make it to the main office and kick down the door and there he was, a complete mess of a man, stuck to a wheelchair, several tubes sticking out of his head where he was no doubt shot by Sergei, a breathing mechanism stuck to his face, just sitting there and patiently waiting for his death. Although it was kind of hard to see his expression, considering Star was right in front of him, perched up on his desk.

"Why KELLY my dear. It is so GOOD to see you again. You didn't think that little fall would enough to keep me away, did you? Our connection is too STRONG for that."

He did a small jump off the desk onto his feet, always the man child, huh Star?


"No gas this time, though. Just you, me, my knives and a whole heaping load of pain."

He turns his entire body around to glance at Dimir.

"... Also him, I guess. You know, seeing him like this gives me an idea on a way to use my... Gifts... In a new an exciting way. Guess what Dimwit, once I deal with Kelly I'm gonna give you a gift. Repair that little asthma problem of yours. Hell, I might even use what I'm gonna get from Kelly to do it. Heheheheh."

While it was immensely entertaining to see how far Dimir has fallen, being berated to his face, something that would never fly back when he was on top and being forced to rely on the types of people who he used to despise for his survival, I was also not a huge fan of the idea of Dimir being put back into a functioning position, that was not going to happen, especially not with something from myself.

"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take this outside of... Here."

He waves his hands around the office.

"Little cramped, and I don't want to aggravate Lord Vader's breathing problems with all the excitement."

Now he's stealing my idea of giving people nick names based on Star Wars, rude Skywalker, so rude and unoriginal. But hey, since he asked nicely, I was willing to cooperate and take this fight to another room, which why I immediately launched two sharp spikes from the ends of my sleeves, without detaching them, at him, intending to push him through the wall. But Star just had to be an uncooperative jerk and twist his body around, between the two tendrils, making them miss after which he would grab both of them with monstrous strength.

"HONESTLY, HOW RUDE. FINE, GUESS WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS HERE."

Star rushed forward with far greater speed than he displayed in the previous encounter, still holding the tendrils, clearly with the intent of putting me through the wall, now I am not as rude as Skywalker and am willing to cooperate, I just had to slip into something more comfortable. Which is why I wrapped my head and chest entirely in Azoth and grew sharp spikes out of the chest, impaling Star once he connected, which definitely caused him some pain, as he would let out the all too familiar noises of inhumanity. However, I underestimated his strength a little bit, because even though he was impaled, he used his strength to launch me through the door and part of the wall, as I landed on my back with Star on top of me, I could feel a burning sensation that hurt like hell, Star's body was beginning to bite away at my spikes and then I heard it "PAIN! EXCITEMENT! HAHAHAHA!" yelled out in my voice, but I can assure you, I did not yell it out, it was my darling, using the body to speak, I've never seen her do that, I guess she was happy that she got to experience humanity for a bit, even if it was the pain aspect of it.

I had to get Starman off of me, which is why I instantly launched the spikes he was impaled on into the air, lifting Star away from me and then quickly retracted them, getting them lodged out of Star. As he was falling back down, I rolled out of the way onto my feet, steadying myself for his next move.

He fell flat on the ground, with a nasty sounding smack. But he go up pretty quickly after that, he looked down at his chest, the spot where I impaled him, the holes were filled with tiny teeth. "Really Kelly... You have no sense of timing. DRAMA..." Star reached up and removed his hat, throwing it randomly into the room. "... I had this WHOLE thing ready and prepared for this, but you..." He removed his coat and left it on the floor. "... Just HAD to be an impulsive little SHIT. Such a disappointment. Really can't say I'm gonna miss you when you are dead. Again." That hurt, honestly, how can anybody not miss me? I'm so much fun to have around, I think Starman is secretly happy that I'm back, he just doesn't want to show it.

I wasn't planning on giving him any more time to recuperate and launched myself at him with my darling extending from under my feet, as I was running at him with great speed, forming sharp spikes around my hands, getting ready to impale him in the heart and face, all I ended up stabbing is a bunch of black leaves that were circling in the air where Star once stood, stupid, I completely forgot about the Path.

He re-appeared right behind me and kicked the back of my knee, making me lose balance and fall down onto my knees, he then proceeded to grab the back of my head and started pushing it towards the floor, right onto his coat he threw down earlier. Quickly remembering that every part of Star is Azoth, I quickly covered my head in Azoth, just in time to, the coat sprang to life and tried to envelop my now protected head. And then something strange happened, even though my head was covered in Azoth and was being pointed downwards at the floor. I could still see Star from behind, he was attempting to stomp my head into mush. But what's weirder, I wasn't just able to see him from and angle that I shouldn't have been able to physically, I was able to reach out and grab his leg before it connected, but not with the body's arms. It was a dark purple, crooked arm, in fact, everything I saw was different, it's like I could see beyond the physical in that instance, I truly can't describe it, nor did I have the time to memorize the experience, since I surprised Star and wasn't about to let the opportunity slip between my new, crooked fingers. I quickly morphed a sharp spike with my second crooked arm, intending to impale Star while he was opened.

As I go for the stab I can feel something pushing me from below, towards Star, I glanced down and then I saw... myself. Well, correction, the human I've been occupying this entire time, trying to push itself away from Star's coat, enveloping the body's head, but I wasn't the one down there, it was my darling, she was controlling the body and I was protecting her, I was in my pure state, for the second time ever since my resurrection. This slight shock, allowed Star the opportunity to grab and stop the spiked arm dead in it's track, with nothing but sheer strength and then I feel him twisting the spike, slowly, trying to break it off, whilst he looks at me and says: "THERE YOU ARE. I was wondering when the boss lady would show up. May want to recall your lackey before he gets hurt."

Whilst he was saying that, I could feel his foot in my hand, changing, beginning to shift into a variety of mouths and tiny bladed tendrils, trying to rip and tear at any available matter. But I didn't feel a thing, not sure if because of my state, or because of pure enjoyment I was getting from his statement, he thought he was talking to Fortissimo, not realize that she was the one in the human body and I was the crooked torso, it was so funny for some reason, I heard myself saying to him, but not in my voice, but a distant and distorted one "Lackey, dear Skywalker you hurt us." I could feel the area of my mouth moving, but not in a human way, as those sounds resembling a voice came out of this current state I was in, a bubbling sensation, almost as if I was foaming at the mouth whilst saying that.

And then I had an idea, cause I was beginning to feel Star's little mouths growing from his foot, eating into my crooked purple hand and it began to burn. I figured I'd push him away, hard, using the advantages of my new state and sending the majority of myself from my spiked arm to the arm that was holding Star's foot, making it bigger and stronger, which in turn made the spike thinner, I would then use the stronger arm to push his foot away, I guess I underestimated the new strength, cause I ended up snapping Star's entire leg off making it slam into the wall.

What I didn't account for what when I transfered all of my material self into the arm that ripped Star's leg off, the spiked arm reduced in strength, allowing Star to finally rip a piece of it off, which was pretty painful, but not for long, because I could feel the lost material being replenished, I looked down and saw, that my darling was taking huge bites out of Star's Azoth that was restraining my body's head, which my darling was in control of. She was biting at it with what appeared to be a white, shining, sharp mouth that grew out of the Azoth mask that my darling surrounded the human body's face with, when I replenished control of the body to her. Then I realized something, with Star tearing the bit of the spiked arm off and his stupid jacket no longer restraining the body from below, we were free to move, which is exactly what we did, in time too, because Star began to grow gnarled branchlike limbs from his body, possessing a dozen sharp clawed finger like appendages, all trying to strike at me, but barely missing as me and my darling rolled away from him, gaining some distance.

Standing up, I could finally appreciate the state of my new nature and the beauty of my darling, when she is in control of our body. She was standing there, I could feel the excitement within her, whilst she was feeling the human pain, every time the human body was dealt damage, she loved it, she always wanted to learn more about us. I could see her perfectly in this human body, even though she was covering the human body's face with Azoth for protection, she did go through the length of growing out a sharp mouth which erupted a light from within, it wasn't just for protection when she in control of the body, it was for the purpose of personalization, her own face and I was right there, hanging off her shoulder, like she did so many times when I was in control of the body, as a jacket, the roles might have switched, but it was intentional, for none of us was never in command, we were operating like a well oiled machine.

And then she decided to finish it, grew a sharp spike around the body's arm using me and started running for the killing blow on Star. He couldn't really dodge, due to the missing leg business, so the attempt was a direct hit, the plan was, with my darling using me as a Spike, I would then end inside of him and rip him to shreds from within, since we couldn't seem to do that from the outside, however, that plan was quickly interrupted by Star's stupid hat that he threw away earlier, it came falling from above, right onto top of our body's head, slithered it's way underneath the Azoth mask my darling surrounded the Body's face with and slashed the body's throat. It was kind of surreal to see my body, from the outside, bleed out dark purple liquid from the fresh wound, roughly about the same color as myself in my new state.

Star then immediately proceeded to shove his grubby hand inside the wound and spread tiny tendrils within our body through his filthy hand, I could feel him inside us, grabbing a firm hold of me, beginning to pull me out towards himself, through the wound and as he was pulling, I remember how slowly, my desire for my goal, my memories of my past life's feelings that I used to emulate humanity, all of it was slowly fading, everything was kind of just fading, including my sight of what was happening.

Then, all of a sudden, I felt it, The Empty City, except, it wasn't familiar at all, it definitely didn't feel like the same Empty City I used to strut through so many times in my previous life, this was a new feeling, it felt like it was embedded deep within me, practically drowning me in how overwhelming it is, and with the feeling of drowning I experienced new feelings, feelings I don't ever remember my past self experiencing, feelings of overwhelming amount of terror, desperation and guilt, especially as the drowning sensation settled in and yet through that, I began to feel something familiar again, my desire for lack of existence, it was coming back to me, in fact, it was so powerful, it was the thing that kicked me back into consciousness. Once waking up, I saw that Star was still holding a tight grip on me, but he wasn't pulling anymore, because my darling was spreading herself within him through our spike we stabbed him with, she was trying to do the same thing he tried to do to me, consume him.

It was like a tug war, he was pulling me out through the throat wound, while my darling was pulling him closer into the spike an to us, by spreading herself within him. But it was interrupted by a sudden flash of light, which revealed her. The Pale Woman which haunted Sergei and Me for so many years, I don't know why she was there, I never cared for her in all honesty, however, she did do something useful for once, she put her pale, glowing hand onto Star's shoulder, upon contact, another blinding flash of light occurred and both Star and her were gone.

Me and my darling instantly fell to the ground, scrambling to heal up the wounds as quickly as possible, with me re-entering back inside the body through the wound and her immediately trying to closed it up. At that point we switched back, I was in control of the body again, so that Fortissimo could work the wound more carefully. I had to cease this opportunity while Star was gone, so I tried my damnedest to force the body to get up and slowly wobble towards Dimir. Luckily for me, Dimir was disabled, so he didn't really run anywhere, instead he was just witnessing the entire fight, with utter disgust on his face.

This was arguably the most annoying minutes of my life, between the human body SO FUCKING SLOWLY shuffling towards Dimir due to all the injuries, it was made even more frustrating with the fact that I couldn't force the body to talk due to the injured throat. WHICH MEANT THAT I HAD TO LISTEN TO DIMIR'S RETARDED RAMBLINGS as i approached for the killing blow.

AND RAMBLE HE FUCKING DID, HOLY SHIT! FUCKER FANCIES HIMSELF A THERAPIST OR SOME SHIT telling me about how he understood my obsession with Incognito, saying that the reason I was so OBSESSED WITH HIM was because I apparently found a kindred spirit in the "UNATTAINABLE GOALS" DEPARTMENT! Oh man I couldn't wait to rip out his fucking throat for the random GARBAGE he was SPEWING.






EXCEPT THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!!!!

As I was approaching the FUCKING CABBAGE, guess what? HE STARTS TO FUCKING RAPIDLY AGE TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT HE FUCKING DIES BEFORE I CAN GET THIS FUCKING BODY CLOSE ENOUGH FOR A KILL! FUCKER DIED WITH A SMILE TOO CUNT!

so it wasnt much of a surprise that when i turned around to the doorway SLENDERFUCK WAS THERE. HE FUCKING COCK BLOCKED ME FROM MY KILL TO GET TO ME. FUCKING CUNT. AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED. YEAH FUCK WITH ME WHILE YOU CAN FUCK. ORH#UHRPHR P*HR*)HKLWEH

















I could remove that little outburst, but Imma keep it in, because Slendy seem to have legitimately enraged me, which is good, it allows me to solidify my connection to the human body for a lot longer, especially after all of my new natural occurrences I had to go through in the fight with the STARFUCK.

Enjoy laughing at my plight CUNTS, you get this one for free.





Man, fuck my country.