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Hello my name is Mark Gordimer, and I'm a proxy, I am currently being kept captive by the amazing Kelevra, he just told me to say that he is currently, forcing me to write this post up, which is true and that, that little mess up, up there was me trying to resist typing this post and because of that he ended up stabbing me in the back with one of the tentacles that came from his jacVGEghiae
Fortissimo, his beautiful Fortissimo.
The reason why he is forcing me to do this? He wants all the proxies and servants to know that his little operation has begun.QE#hywhwjW
Execuse that last part, he just clutched the keyboard real hard with his hand when I pierced his back with another tentacle and threw him aside from the desk.
Man I tell you that Gorinich is a good boy, ripped the guy apart from the inside and I do mean it, shoved two of his wrist blades into his stomach, started shoving them back and forth until his torso fell off completely...and now he's munching on the poor bastard's dead body, man such a mess. On the bright side, now I know what he eats.
So yes, as you can see our little operation, eliminate servants has began, and we already took out a line of warehouses in the city, as well as a number of police departments with undercover proxies working there, no offence proxies, but you are the only guys that appear on our radar so far.
Suffice to say, we are having a blast!
Have a good day, until we ruin it of course.
What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?
So the game has begun eh?
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for you Kelevra. But this doesn't mean we can't have friendly chat's now does it?
-Veigar
Of course not, you've been an appreciator of my work since the day I left that decapitated head on Incognito's table.
DeleteI like you, so of course we can have friendly chats, but none about where I am and what my group is doing, since that would make the game boring.
Also, you can add Mark to the list of my victims, since his pulse stopped only now, can you believe that? I almost, didn't even notice that he was still alive, was taking a piss on his body and he starts moaning.
Strong kid, not anymore though.
To put this a different way, a way I am not proud of by any means... You went for a slash on Gorinich's food?
DeleteI really want to meet that guy, he sounds cool. Can he play Fetch? On second thoughts, he might eat me. :(
Kelevra. Long time since I heard that name, seems like you came back with a bang. We eagerly await your arrival.
ReplyDeleteI'll try to be as fast as I can, but you do realize that the places we hit are random, so it might be a while until we reach you, but you are welcome to send your men at us.
DeleteAlso, thanks for reviewing the umbrella sword, turns out one of the proxies owned it, stabbed Gorinich, didn't do much to him though. Didn't know if I should keep it, or just throw it out, your review helped me decide, I gave it as a gift to one of Aces and Rejects members, who I didn't reveal yet.
Nah doodlebug, there are three of us, myself, Pascaline and Matvei.
DeleteNo problem pardner. I'm helping out Runners and Proxies alike with their purchases. For reasons I am shamelessly delaying.
Oh, then we might not even end up going after you, we mostly hit crowded places, but who knows, fate can be funny sometimes.
DeleteThe reason is probably the payment you get from both sides in order to support your family, but I doubt it, just a guess. How is your family doing by the way?
Hmm... no, it's a little more complex than that... Matvei is gonna pull my away from the keyboard in a sec cuz I'm TURRIBLE with secrets. By the way Matvei was wondering if you remember him. He doesn't talk very often so that's SERRRIOUS SHITBEES.
DeleteMy family is fine, thanks for asking. Charlotte's birthday is tomorrow! Weird; I still remember the day she was born, cute as a button. Doctors didn't know if she was gonna make it. She pulled through though. That's my Char. Sorry I'm rambling about my famly again aren't I.
Matvei, Matvei, Matvei hmmm.... You know, I doubt it, but I bet it wasn't a friendly confrontation, but do tell him that I am very happy that he remembers me, that is one step towards immortality. Do get him on at some time so we can talk, I am fairly intrigued now.
DeleteCharlotte, beautiful name, artistic, oh do talk about your family more some time, I enjoy listening to people talk about their happy families, I don't know why, and no it isn't some sick obsession I have, can't a person be interested in other people's happinesses? Also, you're an awesome father for remember such an important detail!
Also, do be a lad and buy her an extra present from me, a teddy bear, only rip off its ear and bandage it back together, but don't tell her it was from Kelevra, just come up with something artistic, alright?
I like kids, they're cute.
I will. Matvei's the one who, ah, makes "accidents" happen. ;)
DeleteWhy thank you boyo, my other little girl is called Felicity, suits her cuz she is a happy lil bumblebee. Charlotte, we named her after Charlotte Corday.
Sure, there's a Build-A-Bear near where I live.
You have a good taste for names.
DeleteWelp, good night to you, as it will be an AWESOME night for me, since Gorinich and I are going for a walk.
Talk to you later.
Just dropping into say Talm got me to post on his blog. He's currently at home celebrating his daughter's birthday. He did buy the Teddy Bear. Was told Charlotte liked the Teddy Bear very much and named it 'Enzo'.
Delete✒Matvei
Glad to hear that she likes it, kids tend to care more for "injured" animals, hence why I asked to rip off the ear and bandage it back together.
DeleteBesides, the bandages symbolically represent my part in that gift.
Also, nice to meet you.
Uhm...uh. If I could ask, what would you do to me if I somehow got control uh...ya know, forever? Because IMO I don't serve, I can't do any proxy shit, and I'm incompetent at most things. Please don't hurt me?
ReplyDelete*JP
But my dear JP, if you're not a Proxy, you're a runner, we eliminate all. It's just that proxies are on our higher list of priorities right now, but still we can eliminate others along the way.
DeleteBesides, don't you want to have fun?
I can't have fun when Twitch is clinging to my leg sobbing loudly.
DeleteAnd I don't find dying fun. ;_;
*JP
Ah just kick him a few times, that should cheer him up.
DeleteHow can you find dying fun? After all you never experienced it, what if it really is fun, sadly none of us knows that.
Death - a great mystery.
Umm. Guess I'll show this post to the sirs, they might want to know someone other than Mendella is making the streets run with proxy blood.
ReplyDeleteI kindly request you don't come after us. Would like to train with as few interruptions as possible, oh my gosh I'm really looking forward to it. I GET TO LEARN SHIZ! Plus. Incognito has been driving for ages and he's gonna give himself DVT if he doesn't move around a bit.
Also I would protest the torture you put those proxies through, but since that would be futile, have fun! ^_^ And look after yourselves!
Thanks for telling me his condition, looks like the water I gave him is taking much of a bigger effect than I thought. And I won't come after you any time soon, busy over here.
DeleteI will, you too!
You didn't, by any chance, infuse the water with a metric shit-tonne of caffeine, did you? Anyway, will that wear off or is he like just never going to sleep again?
Delete@Talmai - Charlotte is a beautiful name! Damn, now I wanna be called Charlotte.
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. ALEXANDRIA / "SANNA" IS A STUPID NAME AND I AM CALLING YOU SARAH FROM NOW ON.
Delete:( That makes me all kinds of unhappy. That gave me a sad heavy feeling.
DeleteJeez that actually just ruined my day.
Am I too sensitive? Damn.
Yes you are Minxie, far too sensitive, don't be sad, he just doesn't understand the name the way I do, since he isn't really Russian. To him it seems stupid, to me it seems generic, tis why I call you Minxie.
DeleteYeah, but when a guy called TALMAI thinks your name is stupid...
DeleteI understand my name, and I'm not Russian. I have the misfortune of being English.
Talm says my name is stupid all the time. Nothing to get hung up on.
Delete✒Matvei
Kelevra still has the best name here...
DeleteI didn't like being called Minxie at first. But now I've kind of warmed up to it, it sounds rather sweet and airy.
Why thank you.
DeleteSee? I told you would come around to liking it.