Monday, May 19, 2014

Fuck ALL OF YOU!

I've come so far! And my plan isn't going to be foiled by ALL OF YOU!!!

So I have to push my plans a few steps further, all that means is that all of you are going to die even sooner! And after I'm done killing you, I'll have fun with all of you, long, lasting fun! Friend, or no friend, I DON'T CARE!

As I write this, I am setting up the explosion, chaos, SWEET CHAOS, shall begin! I will watch the world burn, then I will be reborn.

FUCK YOU!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Patient #10: Incogny

Name: I know, but won't say.

Username: Mr.Incognito

Nickname: Incogny

Theme: Bi-2 - Colonel (Look up English lyrics online, you'll see why this song fits him.)

Analysis: Incognito was a good guy, grew up in Moscow, working class family, shipped off to the army, the army trained him to kill, performs perfectly in the army, after a few years of struggle, is offered to become a KGB agent, Mr. Incognito is born during his job.

Incognito comes home, Incognito is still a good guy, Incognito loves his wife and daughter, gonna grow old with them, live a happy life. Chop, they're all dead, Mr. Incognito is born in that Church. So which is it? When did you become, what you are, what am I missing?

You loved your job didn't you? You never realized how dead you were inside until you got the job offer, did you? Until you realized what it was you were made for. There'd always been a war-sized hole in your heart and work at the agency filled it for you, after all, you were sent off most of the time to some of the dirtiest wars this world has ever seen, it must have been intoxicating. War was your calling in life, I bet it was hard to walk away from that. You loved your family, but you still must have missed it, since when you got married they stopped sending you on these dangerous missions, you killed before. Playing with your kid, fucking your wife, did it all remind you of just how hollow you were inside? Did you ever dream of war? Yes, I bet you did.

What happened that day in the Church, didn't change you, it freed you. Freed you to go back to your one true love, but your superiors wouldn't send you back to those dangerous places, they thought you were too unstable, so they kept giving you small time assignments, so you started your own war. So if you were already the Monster the day your family died, the question becomes... Why didn't you see it coming?

You were used to avoiding ambushes, your personal file even states that you had an uncanny knack for it. All these times you avoided death in your line of work, so why did it get the jump on you then? You were protecting your family, the one thing that was supposed to be more precious to you than anything else, and yet you dropped the ball like never before and never since.

You got them killed, your wife, your kid. You let them die right in front of your eyes. How could you let that happen?

Lets look at the day of tragedy. You were standing a few feet away from your wife, who was near the booth. Your daughter was inside the booth, it was a peaceful day. You were at peace, staring lovingly into your wife's eyes. That's why you didn't see the insane priest coming, right? Bullshit! I don't buy it Incogny. Churches and family's? You weren't built for that sort of life. You'd no sooner know how to play football with your kid than most dad would know how to field-strip and M-60 or kill a man with the toe of their boot. No, you may be a lot of things Mr. Incognito, but a good family man was never one of them.

You were a trained soldier but you didn't see it coming. Why was that? When you were walking towards the church. You were already The Monster, you just needed something to set you off, you were a soldier in need of war, you were talking to your wife, your last conversation. What were you saying to her? Before the Axe got swung, what was it that you said? What were your last words to her?

You were not a good father, you were not much of a husband. That day in the Church, you were floundering, you were lost, you thought you had everything you ever wanted in the world, but you had nothing that Axe, that day, saved you!

You were going to flounder forever until that Axe came. It was the greatest thing that ever happened to you, yet you didn't even see it coming. You were walking with your family, you were floundering, you were The Monster, you were talking to your wife, you were...

Oh my God...

I got it.

Diagnosis: I know your secret.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Studies: A Natural Disaster

Evening,

I believe some of you've read up on my last encounter with Incgny, right here.

It was Incogny's safe house, he knew every inch of the place, he'll have covered every exit. In other words, there was no way out. I was the one who was selling out the Incogny's safe houses to Dimir's informants, however, I decided to visit this one.

This was going to be a turkey shoot, a slaughter, it was exactly what I knew would happen. Since I knew that he was going to be coming, I decided to get out of the board and watch the slaughter personally, because I needed to see you in action up close.

You do not kill like any man I've ever seen, you're more like a force of nature: An earth quake, or a tidal wave, a tornado. Watching you kill is like watching Rembrandt paint, or hearing Mozart conduct his 9th symphony. You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Incognito, I thought I was going to cry.

Thank you Incogny, thank you for being you. I can't believe I get to kill you.

No more fucking around now Incogny. No more foreplay. No more games. It's fuck or walk time now, friend, and I for one am ready to fuck.

You were hiding something from me, Incogny. We all have something to hide after all, we've all done things we're ashamed of. What were your, Incogny? Well, I found out. Now I will use it against you, I will make you suffer like you've never suffered before. I will break the unbreakable man, Marhsmallow himself tried to break you and it didn't work. You'll be coming after me too, no doubt, be my guest, I've nothing to hide. Do your worst.

We were born to hunt one another, we were both born and bred for this very moment. Everyone else who helped bring us to this point, your wife and kids, my parents, Dimir...They were all meaningless. Nothing matters but us now.

You and me. Just you and me now, Incognito.

I'll be waiting here, waiting for you, don't make me wait too long.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Good ol' Doctor.

Hey Incogny,

Are you mad about my previous experiment? Don't be, I'm only trying to understand you, is that so wrong?

It has also come to my attention that you have been getting very comfortable, healing and resting, and shit. You were right, if you ever get so old, you might as well be dead.

So I did you a favor, I wanted to personally thank the man that patched you up after the beating you took at the hands of Mennonite, I came over, but his door was closed, so I figured he wouldn't mind and figured I might as well wait for in the kitchen.

Once I heard the door open, I got off the chair and walked towards the door way, he was so surprised to see me, that he tried to run and get more guests. However, I'm a shy person, so I asked my darling to pull him back inside of his house, she did as I asked.

Once he calmed down, I wanted to ask him a few questions about you Incogny, after all, this is the man that used to work with you in KGB, until he retired of course. I'll tell you, he wasn't willing to talk at all, no matter how much I asked him, he'd rather lie:

"I worked with "Incognito" for 30 years, I saved his life once outside of Moscow, that's all I know..."

"You saved his life just once? Don't be so modest, doc! How about more recently, when Mennonite took him on a Sledge Hammer roller coaster?"

"I don't know where to find him."

"Right, but you do know a thing or two else about him, huh? I mean, you're his doctor, right? A man that gets shot and stabbed so much, he must have somebody who patches him up from time to time, right?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I imagine you've seen him naked. Can you tell me how that's like?"

"In 1989 I was on a top secret operation to take down a group of terrorists. They captured me, put me in a cage, broke both of my arms, beat me and starved me for four months. I'll tell you now,what I told those bastards every morning back then, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"Now see, here I am, treating you all civil-like, letting you sit here in your house and talk to me like a man. But never mind now..."

I asked my darling to wrap around his neck and lift him in the air, she did as I asked.

"I'll just get what I need from your screams."

I believe, details of what happened later, are unnecessary, since soon you're going to be hearing about it on the news.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Studies: Re-Living the Tragedy

The smell of bacon and eggs being cooked on the oven by my wife was amazing, I waited behind the table with my beautiful little daughter.

"Once upon a time, Mr. Incognito was a family man. He had a wife and beautiful little girl. A nice home in the suburbs, a quiet, happy life. It looked for all the world like he'd simply grow old and get fat, and bounce his grandkids on his knee. But one day he and his wife decided to take their daughter to the church for the first time, Incognito's family just happened to get under the Axe of an insane Priest, they get chopped up, the whole family, except Incognito. And that's what flipped the switch inside him, that's what turned him into Mr. Incognito."

My wife turned around, bringing the bacon and eggs over to the table.

"Now what I'm trying to do is get inside his head so I can..."

"Please let us go..."

She sat beside my daughter, poor dear, she was tired of her job and here I was talking about my job on top of that.

"Oh you're right, I shouldn't talk about work over breakfast, so sorry. I'm new to this whole family thing, you know."

I started eating my breakfast, they just sat there looking at me, I felt bad that I was the only one eating, but then again, I was kind of hungry, but once they noticed that I was worried about them, they started eating as well.

"I must say though, I'm really starting to like it. I never saw myself as much of a settled-down, wife-and-children sorta guy, but it's not a bad life."

I saw my little daughter eating, while looking at me.

"You kids... Man, I gotta say, I now see what all the fuss is about with you guys, I really do. Watching you two cry yourselves to sleep last night, it really hit me, life is precious, we've got to live everyday like it's last, because you never know, it just might be."

I finished my meal.

"That's why I've got a very important day planned for us today. So eat up, your gonna need your energy. We're going to take our daughter to the church for the first time dear, isn't this what you always wanted to do?"

After that we all got inside the car and I made sure everyone was strapped in, as I went behind the steering wheel, I kept on saying.

"Hi, my name is Mr. Incognito and I'm a happy family man. I'm going to the church with my family, going to introduce my daughter to the family tradition, cause it is very important. Hi my name is Mr. Incognito and I'm a happy family man..."

We went to the Church which my wife always visited, as we were walking down the hall toward the confession booth, my daughter looked up at me and said:

"Please don't hurt us..."

"Hurt you? Are you kidding? I could never hurt you! I love you! All of you, with all my heart!"

We were getting closer to the booth.

"You're my world, you truly are! I don't know what I'd do without you."

We very close to the confession booth.

"I said, I don't know what I'd do without you!"

A crazy priest ran out of the confession booth, hacking and slashing my family down with an Axe, I watched the horror happen in front of my eye and during all of that, only on thought was rolling through my head:

"My name is Mr. Incognito and this is the happiest day of my life..."

I watched it happen until my family was completely dead, I sat on the ground for a few minutes, searching for a feeling...but I felt nothing...

"Boss? Boss, did I do it right?"

"It didn't work, I didn't feel it, I didn't feel anything..."

"Boss?"

"It didn't work, we'll have to do it again."

This is a hard experiment, will have to take a few tries to work.