Monday, September 23, 2013

Egle Here.

Kelevra was hurt, really badly, this was a stupid idea, I told him, he didn't listen, told me to publish a post if he weren't available to do so, explaining what we were doing.

So here I am, not sure why, I should be treating his wounds and when I say he was hurt, he was HURT, he is currently unconscious, it is so strange to see him in that state, never saw him unconscious before.

But he asked, so here I am, what we were doing, it was his idea, a crazy one, lost a lot of "Rejects" doing this. He wanted to hurt back Slendy and he knew how to do it, but first he had to lure Slendy to him, that is why we started invading The Path, Kelevra opened The Path in different entrances and we started attacking The Path from different angles, can't give you a number of how many there was of us, too many.

He also made Krogav attack as many Timberwolves bases, as they had on their list, which was a lot. In a couple of minutes, there was chaos brewing on both fronts, we were invading The Path, killing the creatures there and proxies that stood in our way, we also lost a lot of people in there.

While Krogav and his men were attacking Timberwolf bases one by one, also losing a lot of people, but at the same time dealing a great deal of damage.

We were beginning to get picked off by The Path quickly, when suddenly, out of nowhere a shriek and suddenly destruction all around us, the grey ground crumbling, the black trees falling, the whole place was shaking, the creatures, the proxies, the rejects, me and Gorinich were in a very dangerous position. Lost a lot of Rejects to that earthquake, but much more Proxies and those Creatures. I and Gorinich =, and some men survived, Dimok made quite an impact, how he got into The Path, is beyond my knowledge.

And then Kelevra got what he wanted, he messaged us that Slenderman and Archangel were in the warehouse where he was, all alone, that's when he told us to go back to him and we did. Problem is, we were too late, when we got into that warehouse, there was black ooze dripping from everywhere, the ceiling, the walls, the ground, everything was covered in it. In the middle of it all, was Kelevra, he was covered in all sorts of crazy wounds, holes in his body, smoke coming out of them, out of his mouth and eyes.

At first I thought that it was erm..."Fortissimo" that was splattered all over the warehouse, but I was wrong, his jacket was already healing him up. Before going unconscious he was able to publish that post.

So right now, he is out of it and I have no idea what happened in that warehouse and if he will ever wake up.

...I don't know.

17 comments:

  1. FUCKING FUCK. Tell that unconscious fucker I didn't come back to England just to hear he's going to fucking die. Fucking fuck that shit and if he fucking dies on me, I will walk into fucking Hell, fucking find him, and I will swing a foot so fucking deep up his BANDAGED ARSE that he will be thrown straight the fuck out of Hell, through Heaven and up into the fucking land of the living.

    What I meant to say was, can I help in any way??? Please?

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    1. Afraid not, he has a crazy fever, his jacket is doing something, I don't know what. I patched him up as much as I could.

      It was weird to me however, that his wounds were smoking.

      -Egle.

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    2. So something was being burned.

      This is my random, utterly baseless guess: somehow, presumably via Slendy, another piece of azoth ended up inside him, and there was like an azoth fight inside him.

      Or someone set his insides on fire. Or he got attacked by Crimson Knights. Or all of the above. Yeah, all of the above; that is exactly the kind of situation he would get himself into.

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    3. Wait. Additional baseless speculation on what happened. He was trying to goad the Archangel and the Slender Man into fighting, but they both double-teamed his bandaged arse? No, that would surely end in death..... goddamn, guess it's a waiting game.

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    4. He did a very foolish thing, coming up with such a risky plan, in order to take evenge for his imaginary "Love" for that jacket, in order to get back at Slendy.

      -Egle.

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    5. I think it's a destruction thing. Sometimes survival is maybe just a teensy bit more important? After all, if you survive, you can continue going on with your goals.

      Hey, we can mock him for being in love with a jacket, but it's probably for the best that it is not a person. A wise man once said "If you got a crazy boyfriend....... you gon' die."

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  2. I felt that, I fucking FELT that quake. And I wasn't even in the goddamn path! That's how connected I am to it. I'm just happy it didn't disturb my army of Denizens.

    I'm just assuming that the smoking was from Master, and the holes were from Archangel's sniper.

    -Veigar

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    1. You did feel that? So you all are connected to The Path, I thought Kelevra was just publishing that to strike fear, or whatever.

      -Egle.

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    2. It's not all of us, it just that with me....I can't really explain it that well so I'm going to just say what Morningstar said.

      I'm a special snowflake.

      -Veigar

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  3. ...That actually clears up some confusion I had.

    Thanks, Kelevra. The staggering coincidence required for your insanity to have any effect on me, let alone a positive one, gives me new hope that there can be some guiding force, such as fate. I've actually been somewhat nihilistic recently, but you've given me a whole new perspective.
    Anyway, Egle, when he's conscious let him know pHIL said thanks.

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    1. I'm sure Kelevra will be curious as to how this affected your life, but me, not so much.

      -Egle.

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    2. Hence why the message was for Kelevra. On reflection, I coulda made it more obvious.

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  4. Am I the only one that has trouble reading the green letters? Had to highlight the post to read it normally..

    Anyway.. damn.. sounds like that was a lot of fun.

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    1. Fun isn't the word I would use to describe that experience, more like "A pointless waste of people."

      -Egle.

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  5. Hey. Dipshits. You are free to have your little Proxy Washout's Club, but STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR TERRITORY AND HOLY PLACES. We catch you fuckers in there again, and I am personally going to turn you morons into an all you can eat buffet.

    Don't worry though. I promised I would leave Kelly alone... Of course, if his mummified ass happens to be sitting unconscious nearby... I don't know if I'll be able to help myself.

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    1. Kelevra was right, you are funny when you get annoyed.

      -Egle.

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  6. Is he dead, Jim? I reckon he's dead, Jim.

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