No patient analysis today, although I will be addressing one of those patients.
Snowblind, obviously if you know what I like, since you wanted to bring me Minxie's body as a peace offering, which means that you read these blogs, twas why I'm sure you will read this.
Peace offering? Really? No, I mean I love screwing a good, fresh dead body, don't get me wrong. But a peace offering, a peace offering means two things:
1. You want me to stop doing what I'm doing right now, which is steering up some jimmies in England. Maybe it interferes with your current objective, whatever it is, and the fact that I'm making loud noise is somehow interfering with that objective. Which means, you need me to get out of England hence your peace offering, well I'm not here after Minxie, I'm after the proxy group, and until I deal with them, I'm not going anywhere.
2. You don't want me to go after you? No promises on that one, depends on how satisfied I will be, after I'm finished with the proxy group, if I will be quite satisfied with the results, I'll leave you alone, if not, well then I might go looking for extra trouble to cheer me up.
3. A simple gift? Dawww shucks if that's the case, then you don't have to, still thanks though.
4. You want me to do something for you? Welp depends on what it is, though it doesn't matter really, since I have my own problems...well not really "Problems", more like entertainment.
Also a side message for Lucia, BAHAHAHAHA! Got pwned with sand! No, but seriously, enjoy being used as a messenger? Pfft.
On a different note, I found out why I can't locate Incognito.
Allow me to explain, I already posted a comment on Minxie's blog explaining it a little, you see I checked up on Incognito every now and then, how he was doing, was he still driving and how far was he from Germany. Since I've been on his computer, I know his internet frequency, I use that to follow him through the path (Hard to explain how this works). Problem is, lately, The Path been taking me into a completely different country, every time I try to follow his frequency, I end up in Romania. But today, I found out why, it was The Judgment, yes, he was using the same internet frequency, and must have recently launched up his internet, twas why The Path was getting confused. Watching that guy work was amazing, just like real Incognito, this guy ended up taking out a whole warehouse of proxies, setting them all on fire and while they were running out of the main entrance, shooting them with an AK-47. Not even a flicker of emotion, was amazing.
So yeah, I don't know where the real Incognito is.
Well, congratulations. You made me blow the dust off this battered old Runner-taunting account.
ReplyDeleteYou are all reading into it far too much. A peace offering? I don't do peace. Your message was a body. Our message back is to be a body. Simple as - challenge accepted.
See ya.
So it is like that, rather lame meaning if you ask me, since your body was a little girl I don't give a damn about. And the body I delivered was one of your men.
DeleteSo was that a sort of threat, or are you just playing a game of "I can do Better" in that case, indeed, challenge is accepted.
But I am leaning toward the theory, that I am somehow interfering with your mission. But twas just an assumption.
Still alive teh best hes done so far is a bullet .
DeleteBUT O SHIT THE FUCKINF EXIT WOUND HURTSSSS
Wait he hurt you, in order to use your laptop? Wow how poor is he? Not to be able to get himself his own Laptop? Bahahaha!
DeleteSuck it in kid, wrap something strong above the bullet hole, in order to stop the blood flow, something like a belt, or some shit like that, so you don't bleed out quick.
My dear Kelevra, you have made a grand fucking mess and you're not even here yet. Thanks to you, when I tried to make her eat poison that fucking brat stabbed me in the eye with the pin of my own belt and took it off me and got away. I had to shoot a man for his iPad.
DeleteI should've just shot her in the head; I see I was too considerate now. The poison was to keep her body intact just for you.
intact= bullet wound on side of leg, appaerntly. still, eww.
Deleteanyawy i used the belt to slow the bleeding like you said. actualy works pretty well. as long as they dont find me.
Might not be the best idea if there isn't any arterial spray. Could lead to necrotic tissue, which would e unpleasant. Rather than a tourniquet, putting pressure on the actual wound would be safer. A clean pad of cloth, pressed against it hard as possible.
Delete-Phillip
@Snowblind: Well I'm sorry...oh wait...NO I'm not! Listen, you don't like something, you come down here and deal with it, I ain't going nowhere until I finish my line of business.
DeleteAlso, was a proxy with a white hood on and a tragedy mask on his face one of your men? Cause he kinda came out jumping at me, I think you can guess what happened to him, just asking out of curiosity.
Well, how about that. Leo was always a reckless douchebag.
DeleteHe certainly seemed like it, just came running at me swinging that little knife around while yelling. I nearly burst out laughing, if I wasn't busy shoving my Fortissimo down his throat, taking his insides out and showing them to him.
DeleteHis face, fucking priceless.
I told him time and time again not to send Leo out, but Fly never listens to me...
DeleteOh dear! I do hope Incognito manages to scrape out of this one.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'm afraid I disagree with Ms. Sanna, though I hate to admit it. You are one twisted package sir. Wishing death on young lady like Ms. Sanna dead, for shame on you, Kelly. You and Snowball.
Daww shucks, you make me blush.
DeleteI don't wish death upon her, in no way, I drugged her only because I wanted to teach her, to show her the consequences of stupidity, if what she became only stronger after that experience.
In fact, I don't wish death upon anyone, death is simply the way everyone will end up as, I simply speed up the process.
Shame on me? Well... this... sudden tidal wave of guilt I feel is immense. I'll stop pursuing our little Sanna immediately, and go fall in love with a wholesome country bird and raise a perfect family and atone for all my sins and make Master go poof in a rainbow of glitter. Right?
DeleteWell, as Sanna kept screaming while I was trying to give her the poison, "NNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
No, Johnnyboy, I'll kill the girl, and her body goes to the necrophiliac. Simple as! Everyone will be happy. And we shall go about our business.
Wait- she was aware that you were trying to poison her? You suck man! You need to be smarter; She's alone, so keep track of her, then stick poison in all of her things when she sleeps. You don't even need to be all that sneaky; Given that she's being stalked, she's probably an insomniac, so she'll sleep deep when she does sleep to make up for lost time.
DeleteJesus Christ man, you suck!
She wasn't aware I was trying to poison her... but she was aware that I was holding her down and trying to shove a mysterious pill down her throat. I wanted to know what her screams sounded like for future reference. You have to understand, I've never terrorized a little girl before.
DeleteI find that difficult to believe. You seem the sort that'd be into that kind of thing.
DeleteOn a more serious note, who uses capsules for a surreptitious poisoning? What's the logic behind that, exactly? Liquids are easy to legally obtain, and a damn sight harder to notice than a pill in your hamburger. You're a terrible poisoner. Just shoot next time. You failure.
"Surreptitious" was not the point. If shooting was my intention, I guarantee you that the girl would be dead. The only purpose of using poison was to keep her pretty for Kelevra, you see. I'm sure he's not choosy, but it never hurts.
DeleteThen choke her. Seriously, where's the lateral thinking that led to the plague doctor financing you? I expected better.
DeleteClearly you've never choked a person. Sometimes their face swells up like a frog! It's hilarious. Mind you, they can hold on for ages and ages, it gets boring after the first few minutes and then it's like waiting for the bus.
Deletepressure on the carotid artery. It cuts off the blood to the brain, rather than the air to the lungs. Far more efficient, and the fact doesn't swell as much. Done well, this can (according to an anecdote) lead to unconsciousness in half a minute. Death reasonably soon after.
DeleteActually there are two of them. You have to get right in there with both hands. But you still get discolouration and clotting. Also, sometimes I like to leave a hand free to pat them or stroke their hair. Or twat them in the face!
DeleteI can settle this...ehem...
DeletePoisoned Skittles, thank you.
Now that, my good man, was clever.
DeleteI'm suddenly hyped up about the idea of choking her. You wouldn't mind a bruised as fuck neck, would you?
Nah, not at all.
Deletewell i just woke up to a discusiion on how i shouldve been killed. how lovely. fuck y'all.
DeleteYou want her dead, or dying? Any other specifics?
DeleteSanna, don't complain. Now you know what their planning, you can prepare. So next time, think. Don't rely on emotion to colour your impressions.
DeleteBugger, I mixed up 'their' and 'They're'. Apologies, that was inexcusable.
Delete@craft -i know that. i am just a bit pissed off, is all. its not easy to hear the thinsg proxies want to do to you.
Delete@kelevra - tell snowblind dead, dead, dead. definitely dead. if it has to happen i do not want to be consciuos for any part of it.
Beats the shit out of not hearing about it. Also, there's a nice bonus to carrying a knife; you can usually slit your own throat if it comes to that. Hopefully won't, but it's always nice to have options.
DeleteYou think I put her through that training so that I could simply allow her to die, no way, her torture is far from being over. Snowblind, I don't want her body, or her injured, I want to strengthen her, lead her through more torture this little quarrel can offer.
DeleteWhat I'm really trying to say is, I won't let you kill her, I mean your a fun guy to talk to, you really are, but if you are going to harm her, then this is where our interests differ.
She is not dead yet, which means Master doesn't want her dead yet, which means there are more tortures for her to go through, which means that I need to train her up for those things because I want her to put up a fight, so I could watch and enjoy a destructive struggle.
So yeah, don't really want her dead.
Well, I want her dead. The body was just a side offer, a challenge, to let you know we were watching. Let's agree to disagree, then. You get on with killing Diana's lot, and I'll get on with strangling Sanna. Bitch deserves it for ruining my eye.
DeleteAnd my therapist deserves to die for locking me away in an asylum for 5 years, but I can't get him back since he is long gone. Snowy, you miss the point, I WANT her to live, which means I will interfere with any of your attempts to kill her.
DeleteI want her to cause destruction, she is a sort of my won personal beacon of destruction, if you may.
I know you want her to live. But I don't want her to live. And I'm more important to me. She may be bleeding out as I type.
DeleteI'm sure she would cause destruction if she lived. You certainly showed her the way. But - a beacon of your destruction? How so?
In many ways my friend, I was partially responsible for her killing a person, something I didn't plan on. Once she did, I saw potential in her, before that she was a meter toy for me to creep out in my free time. But over time, she learned and grew, again, she has potential to do so much more, and I want to open it up.
DeleteBesides, the news of her death might distract Incognito, I don't want that.
Last time I checked, The Judgment told her how to handle her wound.
How fascinating. If only I saw the beauty in destruction that you did. But... I don't! I hate to be a spoilsport, but everyone's kind of pushing to have this Sanna matter dead and buried.
DeleteDon't worry about her death distracting Incognito. I'm sure he won't mind!
Last time I checked, sixteen year old girls did not get the same training as KGB men, particularly when it comes to makeshift tourniquets.
I pity you for not seeing the beauty, since it is the only thing that matters in this world, but oh well, twas why I'm here, to show the importance.
DeleteIn the end I guess we can agree to disagree, I think there's someone coming near my hideout. Gotta run.
Come now this is hardly appropriate talk to be had. Proxies you should be doing this in private, and Craft assuming you are on our side, you shouldn't be aiding them in their struggles. Ms. Sanna is a perfectly lovely individual who has fallen on rough luck, and as a gentleman I surely won't stand for this sort of talk in her presence. You should all be ashamed.
ReplyDeleteMs. Sanna you shouldn't worry. You seem very smart and quick witted, you can outsmart any of these chumps. I'd bet money on it!
Are you hitting on her Mr. Macaroni?
DeleteSeriously though, maybe I should be ashamed, and maybe I don't blow my nose when I sneeze, a loooot of maybe's.
That was only two maybe's.
DeleteAnd they, they can bring up so many other "maybe's", beautiful isn't it?
DeleteGoodness you are a bent fellow.
DeleteI resent the implication that I'm on your side. I'm not. I'm on my side. And if you'd stop and think, you'd realise that was helping. By staging this in public she knows what they're planning, and so can better defend herself. What, precisely, have you contributed so far, other than moral outrage?
DeleteI did say assuming, since you seem to be in the business of helping others. However, your logic there seems rather skewed seeing as how you went ahead an revealed your trick in the first place as opposed to simply telling Ms. Sanna in private. Also I think it very obvious that the proxies wouldn't try a plan openly revealed in the public, so really the only thing you achieved at all was an eyesore.
DeleteIt's rude, inconsiderate, and simply malicious behavior and you owe MIss Sanna an apology if you ask me. It is a chivalrous approach, and despite this situation I for one will not lose my head and begin acting like a barbarian. Perseverance is important as well as a simple voice of reason, as well as some common courtesy once in a while and I for one see that as a substantial contribution.
The thing is, those were all pretty good methods. Since Sanna will prepare for them, Snowy can't use them, meaning he'll have to work something else out. I don't think he can do it; he's shown himself to be rather dull.
DeleteAs for complaints about rudeness, you clearly haven't read the rest of my comments. Impolitely helping people is one of the nicer things I do. As for your contribution being politeness, why does that help? So far you've been ever so polite in complaining because we aren't good people. And that's all the help you've provided. Perseverance is all well and good, but you're missing something here; if you fuck up, you end up dead or a proxy. So maybe a bit of pragmatism would serve better than your starry eyed optimism. People die. One of us is making that less likely, and it ain't the guy worried about soaring her feelings.
There's nothing wrong with having a few musicians play on the sinking ship sir.
DeleteLong as they don't complain about people giving out life jackets
DeleteWell you weren't exactly helping were you? Your logic in what you did made no sense. Nothing you did will prevent or help anyone from doing anything if you give it a little thought, and I hate to break it to you good sir but there are times when a musician should attempt to drown out the mindless screaming.
DeleteWhat specific part of listing possible methods of attack didn't help? The part where Sanna heard them? Or is your issue here that I was rude? Because I don't hold with the idea of courtesy over efficiency. And there's a difference between Marconi and a musician. A musician studies for years to express himself (or herself), in a way that improves the lives of not only himself but others around him. On the other hand, Marconi is a newspaper reporter. His job is to sensationalise things of no great importance for a quick buck at the best of times. And I for one don't hold with his self-righteousness. Im a creep, a weirdo, a terrible person in general, but I didn't ever claim to be better than anyone here. Apart from snowblind, who we know is pretty dumb. Possibly some others. But always with better reason than 'you weren't polite enough while helping people prepare for their inevitable rapemurder
DeleteYour plan there made about as much sense as showing everybody how to build a goddamn bomb in order to teach them to never do it. In that it made no fucking sense whatsoever. My issue is that you just sat around discussing how to kill innocent people with proxies, and then tried to justify it when said innocents got a little pissed at you.
DeleteMarconi, regardless of my opinion of him, makes a pretty valuable point. Just because you discuss some ideas with proxies, does not guarantee shit. They are unpredictable and batshit crazy, and there are better ways to prepare people than having a chat with the enemy in public over different methods to kill someone. If they're making dumbass mistakes, let them keep making their dumbass mistakes. Further more dumbass, there's nothing cool or hip, or badass about losing all your goddamn humanity. Marconi's got that right also.
You don't get to act like a sick fuck when everything goes to hell, that's not how it works. Do you do what you have to do sometimes? Yeah, sure, of course. But you do it when you have no other choice and when you've thought it through.
You're a first class bastard who doesn't know half the shit he thinks he does. If a person wants to be nice and live in their own corner of the world, I don't see anything wrong with that.
And before you sit down at your fucking keyboard to come up with some dumbass remark I want you to sit the fuck down and think about your actions and your life and ask yourself, do I really want to go head to head with a crazy ass bitch who just flew out of a loop and who unlike me has a fucking inkling of logic in her goddamn cranium.
The answer is no.
Now have a nice day, sir.
You seem to be under the illusion that I think anything about me is redeemable. It isn't. To be honest, half the time in just a fucking passenger, waiting to see what fuckery I do. So don't fucking bitch about how I do things. Because I've said it all, and it hasn't done jack shit. Don't bitch about how I'm a terrible person, how I deserve to die, how I must think I'm so fucking awesome because sometimes I wake up and I've fucking killed someone. Because to be honest, until you've lost your humanity, you don't know how hard it is to be anything but an animal without it.
DeleteYou see, there's something fucked up inside me. Not sure if it was slenderman or what, but I'm not in control most of the time. I try to help, but when there's a part of you that just wants th kill and keep killing its incredibly fucking difficult. So yeah. I deserve to die. But I'm a coward. I'm not going to kill myself. Sorry about that. And you know what? Maybe I do want to pick a fight I can't win, because I'm not so sure I wanna live if this is gonna be my life from now on. So either kill me, or shut the fuck up. And you know what? Maybe everything I do to try to help is a fucking disaster. But fuck you if you think I want to be this person. Fuck you, because you think anyone could live with themselves if they were like this by their own motherfucking choice.
Fuck. I shouldn't have said that.
DeleteI don't give a shit about your fucking proxy tendencies. You're one in a million asshole. Take some fucking responsibility. You want to be in control of yourself? You want to be human? Fucking act like it.
DeleteGoddamn I'm sick of all these complainers, who sit on their asses and go, poor ol' me, my life is a fucking pig sty, watch me jerk off and cry a bloo hoo hoo.
Don't bitch about your problems as an excuse for your behavior. If you're an ass and you know it, than don't bitch when people treat you like you're an ass. If you want to be something different, than work hard at it. Fucking defeatists the lot of you, I swear to christ sometimes.
If I was a fucking defeatist, I'd be wearing a fucking mask and killing people. But that's alright, because you clearly know the situation better than I do. So tell me. Since you've seen all this before. How did all the others deal with killing their entire fucking families. Tell me. Because I don't remember much anymore, but I remember that. I remember fucking killing them, and you know what? I remember enjoying it. So congratulations. You're right. In the scum of the earth. But I do deal with it. In my own way. I locked myself in an apartment, a few metres square. I wouldve stayed until I starved, but someone had to get into trouble, and I tried to help. And didn't that go well? So why don't you get off your fuckong high horse, stop trying to be the all knowing bitch, and realise that so far what I've done is kill proxies and be mildly rude on the Internet. And next time you feel the urge to make yourself feel like a good person by judging someone like me? Fuck off. You don't know shit, and since learning shit would involve getting out of your ivory tower for a second. Because I've worked at it, and I've worked at it, and I've worked at it, and I've worked at it, and you know what? NOTHING FUCKING CHANGES. Every fucking day, I fall asleep and when I wake up, I have no fucking idea what the fucks been going on. You have no fucking idea what I've done. And fuck it, at least I haven't turned. Do you know what it's like to have that temptation, how fucking EASY it would be to just give up and finally be free? Every fucking day for the last month, two months, I dont even know anymore. So I have no humanity? Fair enough. Fair enough. But I won't give up just because of fuckers like you who're just waiting for me to turn so you can jam a knife in my back. So kill me as I an, or shut the fuck up, because I'm not going to change, one way or another because I have no choice it's all I can do not to take the mask
DeleteThere's an old saying that goes if you can't take the heat, don't come into the kitchen.
DeleteYou've caught me at a really, really, really bad time. You threw a rock at a angry as hell rhino, and with that last comment, you went and stuck a stick up it's ass.
Let's observe you're behavior for a moment.
1. You corrected a proxy on how to kill someone, and then proceeded to swap ideas. Dumbass move. It doesn't do much to help anyone other than to better educate the killers.
2. The person you discussed killing finds this conversation and is rightly upset, and you do not apologize, but instead justify it in a way that makes no fucking sense.
3. Someone else calls you out on this, tells you that you should apologize and not be such a downer, and you take it upon yourself to question that person's worth, as well as denounce the power of sheer stupid optimism, which if you've read my blog, is a power I take pretty fucking seriously.
4. I call you out on how irrational of an asshole you're being, and you're immediate response is, "How dare you! You don't know what I've been through!"
What exactly do you know about me, huh punk?
Stop being a dumbass. No one wants you dead, we want you to keep your asshole attitude to yourself and not do dumbass things that put other people in danger and/or hurt their morales.
It's that simple. Now go fuck yourself.
I don't know any way to say 'atta boy' other than facetious.
DeletePerhaps 'I understand and approve of this course of action'? That doesn't really convey...
If I knew blogging was so fun, I would have done this yeeears ago, I mean look at that whole page of essay's going around there! Oh so delicious!
DeleteHonestly, my sides hurt from laughing so much, thanks guys, no honestly, I needed a good laugh in the morning.
I feel like i should have a page of essays to contribuet.
Deletei had to take off the tourniquet. still alive
Of course, over my blogging career, which side have I favoured? Because I'm fairly sure it's the runners, even if it's a little difficult to see why. And yeah, sometimes I have trouble with logic. And being a decent person. I'm not going to apologise because that isn't me. I'm the one who's tried to help at every fucking turn. And, yeah, I don't believe in blind optimism. You wanna know why? Because I can guarantee you I'll be dead by the end of the month.
DeleteSo yeah. Sorry that I can't always tell right from wrong, good from evil, and a whole other load of stuff. But don't say that I haven't helped. I tried to help, even when I thought it was going to kill me. In a way it did.
Anyway, back to the point. There's snowblind planning an attack. You can't really hide if he has magical sight like he says he does, but he also said you screwed that up. So hiding is a maybe, but probably too much of a risk. Maybe the best option is to go to the police. They don't get involved in slendy, but there's a solution th that; lie like a rug. Can't think of any other solution but strider, which has a few risks of its own.